A sure sign insanity is looming

On Saturday morning, on my second ever attempt, I finally conquored Canberra's infamous Black Mountain without stopping. My last attempt was over 6 months ago, and was quite a struggle. Last time took me 40 minutes to ride to the top. Last time I had to stop and rest four times on the way up. Last time I nearly died.
A big thankyou to the good folks at CMHR for hosting this morning's big screen viewing of Australia's triumphant 2-2 draw against Croatia. The atmosphere was electric in the CMHR conference room (or perhaps that was just the smoke caused by my "pancake incident" at half time - at high temperatures, butter apparently does combust!). What a game it was! I don't think I've been that tense since Ben beat Blair in the final of Big Brother 2001. Hopefully CMHR's own "big Kev", who organised the event (in fine style I might add), will send through some photos - so I might update this post a bit later with images from this morning's antics.
It's been a while, so I guess I was due. Riding from Uni to netball last night, in the dark, along the bike track, I was forced into a sudden swerve to the right, off the bike track to avoid a tree branch and some rocks. I only intended to be off the track for a matter of seconds, but things didn't quite go to plan. Just at the point where my front wheel left the track, an unsighted puddle lay waiting, surrounded by mud. As my back wheel entered the muddy section, I felt a sudden loss of control as both wheels slipped to the right, and out from under me (my body was leaning to the left). As I realised I was slipping, my natural instinct was to intervene by attempting to take my left foot off it's pedal, and stop my fall. Of course, it was at this point that I realised I was clipped in, and there was no chance of this happening in time. And so I fell, grazing my left knee on the side of the path.
We lost to Brazil 2-0! Oh well. It's funny how pre-game hype can transform your perceptions of Australia's chances. The Sunday papers, the SBS experts, even last night's God awful "live from Munich" footy show special (at least it gave all the Aussie bogans a place to hang out before the match) had me believing it was our destiny to win - and on a different day, we might have. It is, however, somewhat telling that while most experts are saying we played very well, and Brazil were not at their best - they still won the match.
As I do every week, I just finished playing soccer with other students and staff in my research school. Inspired by last night's stunning win in Germany, I hit the pitch this evening with new found confidence. It's amazing what a little confidence can do. I normally refer to myself as the token Aussie, which is pretty much the truth considering just me and one other guy were actually born in Australia. In fact, I think we are the only two born in this hemisphere, but I digress. Tonight, similiar to the history making perfomance of the socceroos last night, I made my own little bit of history by scoring two goals. I won't claim they were quite as impressive as Cahill's last night, particularly considering one of them was intended to be a cross, but the fact is, I was on fire - and it was good.
There is no need to give the blow by blow account. We all watched it, or have no doubt heard about it. Australia defeated Japan 3 - 1, making it our first World Cup finals win ever! After playing 84 minutes goaless and one goal down, some extroadinary substitutions brought about three goals in the last eight minutes to clinch us the win - and what a win!
Apparently condemning same sex couples to hell is just not enough for America's religious right. Now they have managed to talk Bush into supporting an amendment to the constitution that prevents US states from legalising same sex marriages.
So, as you may have noticed, things look a little different around here. This is thanks mainly to me being home sick last Friday, and in need of something creative to pass the time (day time TV just isn't the same without Bert ... or Moyra!). In reality, all I have done is replaced the top bit with a gratuitously large picture of me. However, I am aware that the great unwashed (i.e those using M$ Internet Explorer) may also be experiencing other weird things, like my profile on the right side bar being placed all the way down the bottom of the page, rather than up top where it's meant to be. Not sure why that is, but I am sure it's my fault (despite IE being the only browser that appears to have this problem). If you are seeing weird things (not including the gratuitously large picture of me!) then please let me know by posting a comment (and don't forget to tell me what browser you are viewing this in). That way I'll know how big a problem it is.
Perhaps I'm just an idiot, or not the beer lover I thought I was. I'll let you be the judge.