Geeks break record for largest "you are here" map

Apparently some astronomers have come up with a map of the milky way, and have located Earth within it. Mind boggling stuff, not just because of the shear enormity of the place, but also because the galaxy seems to have adopted the same town planning philosophy as Canberra!

Rumour has it Chadstone shopping mall is already considering an extension in a bid to win back the largest "you are here" map title.